Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them.
the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to…
I have an issue and it is called life.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
# oh dear god # look at her face # look at her trying to make friends # anyone who tells me that hermione had friends pre-series is so incredibly wrong
this was painful to watch in the theater as a kid because i did this every day
that comment above me made my heart hurt :(
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“How many times have you saved me Clara?
Just this once, just for the hell of it, let me save you!
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look at how frickin content this snail is with his little stick
i think we all need to calm down and look at this snail again
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I’m naked what’s up
definitely not anyone’s dick
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Danii. 16. Asexual. Panromantic. Cisgender female. 'Gingernut.' Hartosexual. Potterhead. Whovian. Sherlockian. Tribute. Ronanator. Nerdfighter. Way too attracted to gingers (and freckles). ❤ DFTBA.My best friend is Jaz and I miss her millions.
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Hacked♥ I LOVE YOU.
Hi Dan :D You've probably just realised that I've hacked you, again. Yay. I had to scroll through so many facebook messages to remember the email that you used. I just came to say, thank you. Thank you for being there for eleven years. To those who are reading this and haven't got a clue about any of this, Dan is my best friend and I love her to the moon, round the earth twice and back to Wellington. She is the best person I have ever met and if anything ever happened to her I'd be insanely distraught. You are the most wonderful-est person in my life and I just miss you so god damned much. I love you :) You will forever be my grape or whatever fruit I decide to call you on different days. So, yeah, I miss you loads and I hope you have a really good day today.
